elephant in a china shop

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones that never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"
On the Road, Jack Kerouac

de·fen·es·tra·tion, n. 1: a throwing of a person or thing out of a window 2: a usually swift dismissal or expulsion (as from a political party or office) 3: the tumblr of an incredibly geeky girl (and we do mean the type into anime, comic books, science, literature, the whole shebang) who is trying to find her way through college, the internet, her own derpiness, and life in general.

berlitz:

i like the idea of there being “a seperate universe” for every single possibility because then there’s a universe out there where i’m a major badass who is good at everything

but then again if it were true there would be many, many me’s who have really sucky lives

i feel for them man

HIMYM S8 finale

perlenkette:

So, quite obviously, spoilers!

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Pretty much my entire thoughts on the finale! 

memecollection:

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french numbers never made sense to me either

france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
un:

Lol